Get Your Attention? Okay- So I saw this online and found it intresting and slightly humorous...Remember in times like this you can choose to keep laughing and you can choose to have faith and hope because no matter how bad things look. Jesus is still the same..yesterday...today...and forever. Amen.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,you will have $49.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,you will have $0.00 today.But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank...all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the401-Keg.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,you will have $49.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,you will have $0.00 today.But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank...all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the401-Keg.
6 comments:
Thats great! A little bit thankful now we dont have any money in the stock market!
shut up. that cracks me up. seriously. i can't stop laughing.
whole foods & tea parties forever!
Wow! What a cute blog! How are you?? Hope things are going well! Your boys are adorable!!! Glad you found me on facebook! My husband and I are expecting our first March 16th. We find out the sex in 14 days! Yeah! Well glad things are going well with you :)
Katy Hayes (Slota)
LOL!! That is hilarious. Yeah, I won't even look at our IRAs and 401K plans. Should have done the 401Keg plan.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! Scott and I loved that!! Thanks for sharing it!
Hilarious. Sad but true....
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